10 Outrageously Hilarious (but real) Reasons to Be an Insider
Hi Medium fam,
Grab your popcorn, cozy up to your favorite reading spot, and let’s dive into the laughter-filled, emotion-arousing reasons why you absolutely, positively, without-a-doubt don’t need any other business courses in 2025 — — with the Yearly Mastermind — Business Stream.
No, seriously, this isn’t one of those “buy now or regret forever” hard-sell blog posts. Pinky promise! haha
- It’s Like a Never-Ending Box of Chocolates
You know that scene in Forrest Gump where he talks about life being like a box of chocolates?
Same thing here, but instead of chocolates,
it’s a year’s worth of business mastermind goodness.
I could whip up a 6-week program or a 3-month coaching session and charge you an arm and a leg, but what fun is that?
I’m not here to teach you a few tricks and then run off into the sunset with your money.
I want to be your business BFF, guiding you through the ups and downs of building a business that actually works.
Because, let’s be real, 6 weeks or 3 months? That’s just a warm-up.
A year gives us time to really dig in, get dirty, and make something beautiful together.
2. Unique as a Unicorn Sipping a Pina Colada
Our yearly mastermind accompanying program is like that one unicorn you’ve always wanted as a pet — unique, magical, and just a little bit weird.
It’s got accompany, education value, practice, and accountability all rolled into one.
And the best part?
It’s not just a one-trick pony;
it’s a year-long carnival of business growth and learning.
Best of the best part?
It’s at a price you can absolutely afford.
3. Priced So Nicely Your Wallet Will High-Five You
Listen, I’m not going to sugarcoat it (but I will if that’s what it takes to make you happy).
The Yearly Mastermind is a STEAL.
It’s like finding a $1000 in your winter coat from last year, but it happens every month!
Given the value of the program, I could easily charge you an arm, a leg, and maybe even a toe, but I don’t.
Why?
Because we’re not evil masterminds. We want to make this program accessible to the everyday entrepreneur who’s ready to level up.
Are you?
4. Low Risk, High Reward way of building a business
Starting a business shouldn’t be like jumping out of a plane without a parachute (unless you’re into that sort of thing).
The Yearly Mastermind — business stream is your safety net, your training wheels, and your lucky rabbit’s foot all rolled into one.
It’s a low-risk, high-reward endeavor that’s just waiting for you to take the leap.
5. Part-Time Business, Full-Time Success
All businesses should be part-time, because,
let’s face it, we didn’t get into entrepreneurship to create a full-time job for ourselves.
We’re here to build something that works so we can play and have fun.
6. Covering All the Essentials — Like a Business Swiss Army Knife
The Yearly Mastermind covers 5 core essential systems:
knowledge to cash, branding, marketing, sales and launch, and mindset (and anything else in-between you need).
It’s like a business Swiss Army knife, but instead of tools for camping, you get tools for conquering the business world.
7. Simple as a Sunflower — No Weeds Here!
We’re all about simplicity and anti-information overwhelm.
You’re not paying for a bundle of notes or hours of materials that’ll leave you feeling like you just drank from a fire hydrant.
Instead, you get the good stuff, the stuff that matters, and you get it in a way that’s easy to digest and apply.
8. Learning the Most Profitable Skills — Like a Business Ninja
By the end of the Yearly Mastermind — business stream, you’ll have a dozen essential concepts under your belt, and you’ll have practiced them until they become second nature.
You’ll be a business ninja, able to slice through challenges and come out on top.
9. Practice Makes Perfect — Not Just Pretty Good
Our mastermind is designed to be highly interactive and practical.
It’s not just about learning; it’s about
DOING.
It’s like a gym for your business brain, where you come to workout, sweat, and build those knowledge muscles…. with guidance and accompany.
10. Value That’ll Make Your Heart Sing
And finally, the value.
Oh, the value!
It’s like a Christmas morning for your business brain.
You get bi-weekly or monthly sessions, unlimited questions answered, lifetime access to materials, and even one-on-one coaching calls.
Plus, you get the Epic 12 Execution System and other bonuses worth slightly more than a small island in the Caribbean.
So, there you have it — see the Yearly Mastermind — Business stream in your life?
It’s not just about the business growth (although that’s a pretty awesome side effect).
It’s about joining a community of like-minded individuals who are ready to laugh, learn, and level up together.
Here’s to a year of business mastery, a dash of humor, and a sprinkle of personal growth!
And don’t forget to have fun in life!
To your success,
Connie
